Randall Munroe is, among other things, the author of the brilliantly funny webcomic xkcd. There are many rumours and myths regarding him, but rest assured that the information contained on this site is absolute fact.

Here are some personal favourites:

• Running Super User Do from a root account will run the passed command as Randall Munroe.
• Randall Munroe has a constant time best-path algorithm for directed graphs, as the best path can always be defined as "whatever path Randall takes."
• Randall Munroe can beat the plaintext of an encrypted file. He can do the same with the hash of the file.
• Randall Munroe can smell inefficient algorithms at 20 paces.
• When nesting, Velociraptors consider the possibility of a Randall attack.