Here are some personal favourites:
- Running Super User Do from a root account will run the passed command as Randall Munroe.
- Randall Munroe has a constant time best-path algorithm for directed graphs, as the best path can always be defined as "whatever path Randall takes."
- Randall Munroe can beat the plaintext of an encrypted file. He can do the same with the hash of the file.
- Randall Munroe can smell inefficient algorithms at 20 paces.
- When nesting, Velociraptors consider the possibility of a Randall attack.